early adopter

A person who is typically the first to purchase new technologies before they become popular in an effort to look interesting. They can be easily identified by the dozens of boxes in their basement filled with crap like Nook Ereaders, Zune mp3 players, Google Glasses and AOL email addresses as well as their remarkably small retirement savings accounts.

Our tech startup is failing because we only hired early adopters with attention spans similar to goldfish.

by halal9000 April 26, 2019

adopted

A person that doesn't need to be sad because they are adopted. Some people are actually happy in adopted families.

" I'm adopted"

"That's cool!It doesn't change anything your still the same person "

by who else..? November 23, 2014

You're adopted!

A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.

NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.

NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.

Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"

Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"

Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!

Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...

by TheLightDreamer June 29, 2012

Anonteacher

Anonteacher is an British English teacher that goes to other countries to teach students English & to ABSOLUTELY FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA THEM WITH HIS BWC (BIG WHITE COCK).
His preferred women of choice are usually asian women more specifically Chinese Women.

Person #1: Why are you so sweaty?

Person #2: ... I was watching Anonteacher fucking "Zoe" (Zhou Jie).

by Prodigiofuturo August 27, 2019

adopted

What I am. Something that not only happens to a person but plays a major part in shaping who they are, what they do and how they treat others. It's no ones fault. Understand, Deal and Move On. You'll only burn if you can't get past it.

You're Adopted. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You still want me right?
Of course

by Maddy March 29, 2005

Adante

Awesome, great, inspirational and outstanding.

Did you see how I clapped with only one hand?

Yes, it was so adante of you.

by Candle Fish January 4, 2011

alonte

a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!

omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!

by b-pumping machine December 11, 2009