but actually

a phrase said when adding on to a sarcastic or joking comment to imply you really actually agree with the sarcasm.

otherwise used to indicate you weren't kidding.

*on facebook picture*
p1- you're so ugly. lol jk
p2.- but actually...
p3. fuck you

OR
p1. wow she's so dumb
p2. hahah yeah total idiot jk
p1. no, but actually..

by uurghy October 05, 2010

actually

The most overused adverb I've ever heard. Used by those whose vocabularies lack adverbs. How annoying.

Girl: Actually, it goes like this. You actually go to school, where you actually get to make out with this actually cute guy. Then you actually get to know his name, actually hook up with him on friendster... (ad infinitum)

by Chubod December 15, 2003

actually

This is a word that is typically used by a know it all just before they release a flood of complete and total bullshit on an unsuspecting victim. What follows is usually restated later by the victim as a "fact".

Me: hey my dog eats his own poop its so disgusting

Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.

Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)

by sonofturbo October 07, 2009

actuality

the state of both actual and real when under theorical prose/ conditions, such as that of the mind or that of the a highly unlikely scenerio... beggers belief that such is possible...
this is in the sense of abstract reality

perhaps of mind perhaps of actuality... actuality used in abstact... due to the high levels of unlikelyness... as that which is supposed may seem actual but may never be real and that which may real may not be actual.

by caseletter February 27, 2010

No actually

Something you say when someone is disagreeing with you and you are trying to prove a point

I fucked your mum

No you didn’t

No actually i fucked you mum

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

actuality

Derived as a combination of "actually" and "reality" to express something stated is true and really is the case, describes the state of truthfulness of a fact or belief, often conveyed with a sense of surprise that it really is true, hence a reality. The state of something being real or true.

Many people believe that the tomato is a vegetable, but in actuality it is really a fruit.

by butchbert July 02, 2007

On actual

On actual

Used to describe the legitimacy of one’s subject. Similar to on gah or on jah

Dumbass 1: did you see Troy Garcia walk by? He has a fat ass

Dumbass 2: on actual?

Dumbass 1: on actual.

by DefinitionOfIan September 11, 2022