Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...

1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets

by rzhhhh November 14, 2011

urine and acetic acid

A more polite way to say the phrase, "piss and vinegar"; that is, a person or animal that is full of energy & spunk.

{Craig}: Boy, Puffin is full of the proverbial urine and acetic acid this morning, isn't he?
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!

by Telephony May 22, 2016

arsetralia

A continent-sized landmass south of the equator, pretty far from anywhere actual human beings live. It's where Mother Earth expels its excrement as this landfill is located literally on its arse bottom. Filled with kangaroos, koalas, dingoes, poisonous snakes, and nothing much of importance.

Also known as Van Diemen's Land.

INCORRECT SPELLING: Australia
CORRECT SPELLING: Arsetralia

Guess what I'm flying to Perth next month.

You mean Perth, Scotland?

No. Down under -- Arsetralia.

by Third World Sam April 10, 2022

Auset

A beautiful girl whose super nice and wherever she goes people follow she doesn’t take anyone’s shit she doesn’t care about most people but when she does she’s a great friend people sometimes take advantage of her due to her being an amazing friend she sometimes might come off bitchy but she’s not she just has her guard up and is afraid of people to hurt her so when one horrible thing happens she disconnects and just blocks them out.

That girl Auset is such a bitch

by Can’t stand them March 21, 2019

Ahsett!

A variation of the term "oh shit", mostly used to show surprise (usually exaggerated and fake).

Matt: AHSETT!
Jordan: What's up?
Matt: I finally beat the last boss of MegamanX3 after 6 hours of bullshit!

by J-Wilz October 16, 2007

acetone wash

An "Acetone Wash" is one method used by cocaine users to purify cocaine purchased on the streets. Each time the smuggled cocaine switches hands it is almost always cut or "stepped on" resulting in lower purity & even the possibility of dangerous cutting agents by the time it reaches the users. To achieve a purer cocaine base & eliminate these cutting agents many users "wash" the cocaine with 100% anhydrous acetone. Depending on the cut an acetone wash can also be used in conjunction with other purifying methods. After "washing", the cocaine base can be smoked or converted back to powdered cocaine HCI using muriatic acid. There are several "washing" methods outlined on the internet and some require highly flammable and explosive chemicals such as ether. Due to this risk many prefer acetone as a safer and as effective alternative.

By performing an acetone wash John eliminated many of the impurities in his cocaine.

by Ken3 July 9, 2014

acetastic

pretty good really can't get much better.

that gig was acetastic!

by thecarloss September 25, 2007