Acrizone

When somebody rejects one who has a crush on them harshly, they are Acrizoning them. In other words, they are putting someone in the friendzone in a rude way.

Julia acrizoned me. It's for your own good to find a different girl.

by I don't care that I'm sexy January 19, 2016

holy acrimony

Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.

Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?

By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.

You may now diss the bride. Amen.

by bitchuck September 8, 2024

Agrimony

When you spell argument wrong. lol

Autocorrect.

Not pointless game. Pointless agrimony

by hassjamm May 11, 2018

antimoney

"Precious metal" (i.e., gold or silver, as represents cash) dat is "added to da mix" to form a stronger "bond" in a relationship.

Antimoney works great to help maintain strong interpersonal "bonds", but "auntimoney" is even more gloriously effective at keeping da younger "isotopes" (i.e.,. nieces and nephews) happy!

by QuacksO January 29, 2022

acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023