anal acoustics

a synonym for "fart"

Sandra let out some nasty anal acoustics.

by foshizz June 23, 2006

Poop acoustics

Blasting farts in a fully public toilet that is not binary specific.

Bro, your girlfriend walked in while i was on the toilet and said my poop acoustics were fantastic!

by AnEndlessChaos August 25, 2022

Rapid acoustics

We couldn't find anything better for the equivalent to sexing an instrument

I proceeded to perform my rapid acoustics

by Rapid acoustics lover September 8, 2020

Bowl Acoustics

The unique sound produced by farting and shitting while sitting on the toilet.

Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.

by Done it all dave December 5, 2022

(acoustic version)

Absolute soul-wrenching heartbreak from which there is no recovery.

All aboard the lolnope train to fuckthatville (acoustic version).

by lavie-boheme September 28, 2012

Acousticophilia

Acousticophilia is defined as being sexually aroused by any auditory stimulus (including music, songs, poetry, verbal abuse, speaking in a particular foreign language, screaming, panting, moaning, groaning, and heavy breathing). The key to defining it as acousticophilia appears to be that the stimulus itself is not necessarily sexualized.

Willow found that when they were masturbating, playing the sound of someone laughing always made them orgasm. They found the same with certain key changes in music, harmonies, specific YouTube videos and bird calls. Willow has acousticophilia.

by dapperchapper July 21, 2017

Douchebag Acoustic

The genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. Justin Bieber)

Man 1: How the hell does he get all the chicks, he's terrible.
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.

Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends

by Boureö August 30, 2010