Absolute Unit

Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.

2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!

by meatbunmarryme April 18, 2021

Absolute Unit

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

by Mr. Obelisk December 04, 2018

Absolute unit

A man of such incredible power nobody can stop him and everybody fears this absolute unit

Dave: hey you seen that guy Declan Adams
Stuart: yeah I heard he’s an absolute unit
Dave: yeah him and that guy Joel Timbrell are trouble
Stuart: I like kids
Dave: Aiden is a pussy

by Aiden whiteley October 04, 2018

Absolute Unit

Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.

yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.

by TSM_Tyler June 18, 2018

Absolute unit

What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people

Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.

by Jay mami June 11, 2018

Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 30, 2019

absolute unit

Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.

Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!

by blondebhabe May 08, 2018