August 29th

If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.

"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."

by IndieHopper9000 April 15, 2020

August 29th

Go celebrate Michael Jackson ! It's his Birthday...listen to his Music and dance to it ( and for my fellow moonwalkers: just watch every Clip there is of the HIStory Tour you know what im talkin 'bout 😉)

His Birthday is on August 29th in this day everyone should celebrate the king of pop

by Tutaita November 2, 2019

August 29th

August 29th, kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day. You must also get them a present of some sort. To celebrate you two being together 😁😄

Hey it’s August 29th, here’s your present! Let’s kiss now 😁

by RayRay69420 August 11, 2021

August 29th

People born on this day are stupid

Person 1: Where's America?
Person 2: On the map.. What do you mean '' Where's America''?
Person 1: You must be born on August 29th
Person 2: Yeah! How did you know!!

by Memezmemezmemez December 14, 2019

August 29th National Sex Day

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Let’s have sex on August 29th National Sex day

by BoogaWoogaDoogo August 29, 2021

August 29th

The day when the best friendship of all time was formed.

J: “Hey! What’s August 29th again?”
H: “How do you keep forgetting? It’s our friendship anniversary, remember?”

J: “Oh yeah! Thanks!”

by ewholls August 25, 2022

August 29th

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day

Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"

by Johnsmith668 August 28, 2021