An insufferable person, very similar to cycling enthusiasts who can't shut the fuck up about some part or piece of
gear.
Likely to recommend overpriced audio equipment, goes to a party and comments on sound quality.
Frequently preys on normal
people (and/or musicians) looking to buy normal, reasonably priced equipment.
If confronted with audiophiles, consider the following steps:
Doff ear protection.
Ensure that the audiophile is not wearing ear protection.
Rattle off some extremely
loud firearms, explosives, fireworks, etc.
The audiophile is now (equalized).
Not to be
confused with pedophile, although there is likely some overlap.