Astolfo

Astolfo (also Astolpho, Estous, and Estouls) is a fictional character in the Matter of France where he is one of Charlemagne's paladins. He is the son of Otto, the King of England (possibly referring to Charles' contemporary Offa of Mercia), and is a cousin to Orlando and Rinaldo, and a descendant of Charles Martel. While Astolfo's name appeared in the Old French chanson de geste The Four Sons of Aymon, his first major appearance was in the anonymous early fourteenth-century Franco-Venetian epic poem La Prise de Pampelune.1 He was subsequently a major character (typically humorous) in Italian Renaissance romance epics, such as Morgante by Luigi Pulci, Orlando Innamorato by Matteo Maria Boiardo, and Orlando Furioso by Ludovico Ariosto

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Teacher: OK class this is Astolfo he is a paladin

by Potato.soup May 5, 2022

autolatrist

A person who worships him or her self.

In etymology, it is broken down like this:

Prefix - auto - self
Suffix - latrist - to worship

Bruce is such an autolatrist because he is always checking himself out in the mirror. Heaven forbid his hair be out of place. . . He's got to look good for those girls.

by Aula Naevia Nerina November 11, 2008

Astolfo

To be the best boy in an entire plotline.

That has got to be the best astolfo ive ever seen

by Jeef7227 September 19, 2021

Astolfo Law

Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.

It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.

“Hey man have you completed the Astolfo Law yet.”
“Not yet I’m still a child.”

by Real Nigga Billy March 29, 2020

Astalavagina

Similar to other hybrid words, Astalavagina is a combination of Astalavista and Vagina. Used primarily by those who prefer a sophmoric sense of humor and/or like saying vagina. It's used in place of goodbye or go fuck yourself.

"Bye Chuck!"

"Astalavagina, baby."

by ThisWillNeverWork January 19, 2010

antolak

a woman who is a fat whore. usually can not keep a husband but consistantly talks about him as if he exists. has a dildo in her front pocket for quick pleasure on wednesday's and is a nice girl when you throw ten dollars and a condom at her. not really the type your looking for and though she brags about her good sex 18 times a day she has'nt been laid in the past 24 years. she is a dinosaur and will die at the age of 41 and if she has made it past that year she will commit suicide due to slandering of her bitchy name that only has 8 dollars and a princible title to it.

my dick teacher was being a total nazi, chick needs to get laid, yeah she's gona be an antolak.

by Javi_i September 8, 2006

Astolfussy

(n.) Used to refer to Astolfo's boy pussy from the Fate Apocrypha story line within the greater Fate Franchise. Colloquially viewed as the bridge between waifus and husbandos.

"Say you have a venn diagram of waifus on one side and husbandos on the other. What do you find in the middle– Astolfo's astolfussy."

by AnonymousJew7658 January 14, 2022