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assimilate

What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.
”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
by bananaquiet August 18, 2019
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Assimilation

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population.
There was an assimilation when the whites started to follow the blacks.
by GPA4.5 September 4, 2007
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Assimilation

To get converted to a different band while high.
Darn it, i got assimilation to regga.
by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018
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Assimilate

To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.
Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.
by Golden Frog June 23, 2009
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Assimilation

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they become involved in this reproduction ritual to bring young into the world.
Young boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Father: ASSIMILATION.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they assimilate and kids are born.
by MattsyKun September 28, 2011
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assiton assimilators

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)
{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?
by Telephony April 26, 2014
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Reverse Assimilation

The act of an individual, group or nation assimilating to the culture of immigrant populations rather than the immigrant populations assimilating to the culture of the host nation.
Guy 1. "When Abdul and his family moved into the street we thought they may like to join in and be a part of our community. Instead some of our liberal neighbors converted to Islam and now demonize what is left of our community."

Guy 2. "Yeah well, that's reverse assimilation for you.."
by TradWaman March 6, 2019
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