Apple pie

When you are having a threesome and there's a guy probing the female in front of him while being probed himself by another guy behind him

That threesome that was blowing up on PornHub had an apple pie

by Vaptain March 18, 2015

Apple pie

Fuck u look up applepie for bitch

Apple pie is food

by Max wiser July 19, 2017

Apple pie

Code name for man whore. Often used in online pictures as a comment when a somewhat attractive male posts a selfie that is revealing.

Dave: Hanging, without a shirt ;) # swag
Brittney: apple pie

by dankishinky_ September 25, 2013

Apple Pie

A pastry commly used my the male gender for masterbation.

The man walked into the kitchen to see Jim humping a a home made apple pie.

by Your mom and the pie you raped February 16, 2009

Apple Pie

A slang word for the STD chlamydia

I gave some slut some apple pie last night.

by 0Kira0 December 30, 2008

Apple Pie

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.

Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!

by Juqusaik61889 February 22, 2011

apple pie

The shiz nit. It's the food of all foods. If you don't like it shut the **** up. It's quality.

I ate some damn good apple pie

by Andrew April 4, 2003