2 am defeat

When you dint go home with someone on a Saturday night so you eat Totinos pizza rolls then jack off because you too horny and depressed to not.
im not coming into work man i had that 2 am defeat.
by Yournothomo February 01, 2021
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2 am katie

1. (noun) someone in their feels late at night

2. (verb) talking to someone late at night while in your feels

(Katie is to be replaced by your name)
ex 1. 2 am Katie is coming out

ex 2. I'm about to 2 am Katie him
by Me probably at 3 am June 25, 2018
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2 am wanna play?

a saying said when its 2 am and you wanna talk to someone bc you cant sleep
tot: 2 am wanna play?

šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘ : no
by duckextractor123 May 13, 2020
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The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
by Maha_Vailo January 31, 2012
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AMS 2

AMS 2 is so ass
by Tobias Trinkleton October 18, 2023
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2 am sound

A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it
Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound

Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
by Bean plant February 13, 2020
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