Alcocall

a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.

Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"

by The69person June 18, 2009

alco-hoe

when a woman who is normally quite shy/contained has comsumed a large amount of alcohol at an event and has became whorish in the way she acts.

man - god ur such an alco-hoe

*whilst rubbing mans crotch*

woman - mmmmmmm i know and you like it *laughs* *vomits*

by zasekr May 10, 2008

alcohol aficionado

A person who has a lot of knowledge about and is enthusiastic about alcohol, but "isn't an alcoholic."

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol aficionado!" - Hamish Duke, The Order

by NeonPaladin27 August 29, 2020

alcohol

The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

by Matt J September 22, 2005

Alcoholiclint

A person who drives through the piney woods region in in search of bass while intoxicated.

Look at that dude driving through the woods with a cooler and fishing rods in the bed...must be an alcoholiclint.

Some guy left a bunch of beer and stinkbait at our lakehouse, then drove off leaving dually ruts in our yard, yea...it was an alcoholiclint.

by Beauxgrass June 29, 2009

alcohol farts

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.

Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!

by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018

alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.

The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020