drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006

Snap a log

When one is defecating and proceeds to inadvertently sever their waste usually causing a high degree of cleanup to be required, normally involving a large amount of toilet paper.

Person 1: “Don't take too long in the bathroom, man.”
Person 2: “I'll try not to. Wouldn't want to snap a log.”

by trentsteele April 30, 2014

Drop a Log

Commonly used to say that you need to excrete some fecal matter.

"I wanted to jerk off, but I had to drop a log first"

by FrYeS May 18, 2005

Build a log cabin

1. (n) Slang word for taking a shit that builds upon itself as you shit out more and more

Be right back guys, I gotta go build a log cabin

by Ratzy April 28, 2006

blowing off a log

the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."

i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.

by gulliblezine February 5, 2009

Alogia

Complete lack of speech, as in profound mental retardation, or advanced dementia. Attributed from schizophrenia, and ketamine usage.

Normal speech:

Q: Do you have any children?
A: Yes, a boy and a girl.
Q: How old are they?
A: Edmond is sixteen and Alice is six.

Alogia:

Q: Do you have any children?
A: Yes.
Q: How many?
A: Two.
Q: How old are they?
A: Six and sixteen.
Q: Are they boys or girls?
A: One is a boy, the other is a girl.
Q: Who is the sixteen year old?
A: The boy.
Q: What is his name?
A: Edmond.
Q: And the girl's?
A: Alice.

by kenST December 16, 2008

poop on a log

an expression used to tell someone off, used in the same way as "f*** you"

you: ew, i hate your shirt. it's really ugly.
me: poop on a log!

by candy1993 May 8, 2008