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AEDS

Acute Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome, induced by the use of the highly addictive stress-reducing drug nicotine, and the high-blood pressure promoting though, sleep deprivating drug caffein. Simultaneous use in the morning accelerates the proces of waking up, and the vasodilating mechanism of nicotine and the vasoconstricting mechanism of cafein counteract each other. The net result of the simultaneous use is the fact that waking up is mediated.
However, despite the serious carcinogenic and mutagenic effects of nicotine, there is a more serious, immediate side-effect seen of this performance society induced self-treatment, eg AEDS. AEDS is the effect one experiences after just one or 2 doses caffein and not more than 5 doses of nicotine. The result is an explosive diarrhea accompanied by severe stomach-cramps and possibly bleeding of the anus and rupture of the intestinal lamina as well as dehydration and light-headedness. Leading to hemarroids, internal bleeding, and possibly death due to severe immune-responses.
It can even be said, without caution using these drugs, AEDS is the chemical equivalent of cholera.
Hence, the author of this article advises caution when using this treatment during the first hours of the day.
'John will not be able to attend his duties today. He's got a severe episode of AEDS and he might be in the hospital for a couple of days to recover'
by Heatcliff April 28, 2006
mugGet the AEDSmug.

aed

Normally a girl who really likes emo guys, tends to like girls to! Basically, a bisexual wholesomeness that everyone loves talking to!
“Aed exists (?)”
by Nagito account July 17, 2021
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aed

United Arab Emirates Dirham (Local currency of UAE which has 7 emirates, the three largest being: Abu Dhabi, Dubai and Sharjah)
by GGGETWRECKEDNUB April 3, 2015
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aing

a catcalling device used by lack of testosterone eastern suburb beta males.
girl - "women should have equal rights!"

boy - "AING! get back in the kitchen"
by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024
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ALI-AED

When someone blows you up at close range with a rocket launcher in Fortnite
That guy is an asshole, he just ali-aed me
by Cuticles June 12, 2018
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AED

AED = anti edater brigade

It’s a team of reprobates that snipe out the filthy e-daters of the world, one person at a time.
Mason: Danny is my e-bf

Dio: AYO NIGHA IM GRABBING MY SWORD! AED UNITE!
by kidneyweb July 31, 2022
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