actual fuck

When shit's so fucked up, you can't describe it.

Example - "What in the actual fuck did I just watch?"

by nkoppk15 December 9, 2013

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Actual Croc

Everybody is an ACTUAL CROC!

Ryan: *STOMACH GRUMBLES*
Savannah: You're an actual croc boi!
Ryan: That is the nicest thing anybody has ever said ily

Savannah: ily2.

by savadoll June 2, 2019

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Something that doesnt exist, but in place of it we have unwholesome news and false news which reports everything bad that happens, and or anything which will be easily agreed upon(usually presented in a false way) by the left. A likely reason for this is views and money.

CNN: Actual news fuck that I want more money in my wallet.

by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup January 10, 2019

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Actual Sex

Playing Tech-Deck with your bros while grapefruiting

Guy: Bro you wanna have Actual Sex?
Guy 2: Hell yeah my dude, don't forget to wear socks!

by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime September 22, 2020

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actual shawn

A man that leaves people speechless. A quiet sole who rarely sits or sleeps. He works hard for the money and is not a big supporter of the system. He is a quiet mysterious anarchist with a strong love for the Boston Red Socks and hockey. Often seen in a bar or at a bar on mothers day. Likes plaid and rocks that shit like no one's business. Makes excellent Bloody Mary's but never partakes. Likes to take pictures of Pendleton and send it to friends. Loved by people named Fran and Mabel.

"Dude were you hanging out with Shawn last night?" "No, man. I was hanging out with an Actual Shawn."

by casswhy June 8, 2014

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Actual Netflix and Chill

Netflix and relaxing before idiots changed it. Just relaxing while watching Netflix. Seriously, if Netflix and Chill meant Netflix an sex then why didn't they just call it that?

What were you doing last night?
Oh, just Actual Netflix and chill.
Like Netflix... and chill or just Netflix and Chill?
Just Netflix and Chill.

by A lonely waffle November 25, 2016

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