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accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016
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accidental dolphin

when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you accidently put your dick in her ass and she goes eh oh eh oh...like a dolphin.
So I was having sex with 2-Day the first time and I gave her an accidental dolphin, but she still wanted more the next day anyway.
by pdxrhino April 27, 2006
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Accidental Troll

Unlike a Troll, who deliberately intends to cause maximum disruption and argument, An Accidental Troll, is a normal user who speaks their mind a little TOO much through forums, and accidentally gives off the impression that they are a Troll, when clearly, they have little/no time and have a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.
BobMoney63: Hey, that guy is Trolling, ban his ass!

Admin: Nah, I've read through his posts, he's an Accidental Troll. He just has a lot of time on his hands, and has a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.

BobMoney63: Like there's a difference.

Admin: I'll ban you if you aint careful!
by WheelchairConfinedTurd January 26, 2010
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accidental jedi

When a dude gets a boner by accident, often in an awkward and inappropriate situation. Just as if a Jedi activated his lightsaber by accident.
“Dude, why were all the girls laughing during your PowerPoint presentation?”

“Damn man… I got an accidental Jedi”
by J-man The oneliner January 15, 2022
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accidental rizz

When your talking but don’t realise you are unleashing unholy rizz
by J12stinky November 28, 2022
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Accidental Boner

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.
Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????
by "Meat"ball June 19, 2009
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Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.
Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...
by Pringlescan July 24, 2009
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