Assmancer

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex

girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"

by Omnimorph January 30, 2019

dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)

boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name

by totallyurmom February 27, 2022

assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005

Aasanah

A tall girl thats a crack head is very lonly so talks to her asian friend and he does not give a fu#kin damn what she says what so ever

My name is Ass - ana/ aasanah and i laugh at my friends disses but get mad at them 5 seconds later

by Dr.Chopsticks March 3, 2018

Aamana

A loyal but pyscho girl. She will care for you until you give her a reason not to. She has allowed her self to be broken by people yet stills keeps positive and carries on with life. She is crazy and says things how it is. She is totally bipolar. Yet loves whole heartedly. She is the type to forgive and the type to give second chances however don’t stand for no body shit. She is had got the biggest gob going, she is mouthy and don’t stand for people’s shit.

Don’t mess with aamana

by Xknmx November 2, 2018

Absman

He is the best person ever!!! He is funny, stupid, caring and shy (and yes he does have abs!!). He loves to try new things and go on adventures. He would be down to do anything crazy with you and talk to you about stupid things. He always asks about your day and how you are. He knows when you're sad and does everything he can to make you happy. He is a BIG FLIRT. He doesn't like talking to everyone because not everyone's you.

Omg Absman is soo cuteeeee

by a.nice.person. January 16, 2021

aashana

a beautiful, legendary girl who's the life and soul of EVERY party + who EVERYONE wants to be friends with. every girl wants to be her friend + every guy wants to be her friend. she's sometimes insecure but she'll always have a friend to cheer her up.

I want my aashana

by dragonwrist July 29, 2017