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a.b.m.l.

Stands for "All By My Lonesome", and is a reply that someone gives when asked whether he has others with him at a certain time, but he in fact "going solo" on that occasion.
Girl, unexpectedly showing up at a dude's front door: Am I interrupting anything? Do you have others here whom I'd be disturbing?
Guy: Nope, not at all, Sweet Cheex --- I'm a.b.m.l. at da moment. Come right on in and stay a while.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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l.a.b.b

Bitch you is a l.a.b.b a lame ass broke bitch.
Look at that l.a.b.b lame ass broke bitch.
by lorr.dior July 3, 2015
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B.A.L.O.G.

1. Noun: An acronym meaning "Bring At Least One Girl". Typically applies to a party or other type of festive event, acting as an entry requirement or mission statement in order to avoid a sausage fest scenario. One of the rarest types of parties, but one of the most effective, making sure the girl to guy ratio at an event is relatively equal.

2. Verb: To balog/B.A.L.O.G./Balog/BALOG, is synonymous with to party, rage, attend and participate at a lit party or social gathering, typically with a large amount of females in attendance.
1. "Are you going to the B.A.L.O.G. at James' house? Make sure you bring a girl or you won't get in man!"

2. "Dude I'm gonna bring my girlfriend to James' and BALOG so hard!"
by TeetsMahoney August 17, 2016
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F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
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I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU
*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y
by swanrose365 July 7, 2021
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S.L.A.B.

Slow Loud and Bagin (i.e. S.L.A.B.) A southern term describing the cars of the urban seen. Candy paint, chrome rims, bagin systems.
Artist: Z-RO
Album: "Let The Truth Be Told"
Song: Mo City Don (Freestytle)
Lable: Rap-A-Lot Records

S.L.A.B. - Slow, loud, and bangin all in my trunk, trunk full of funk...
by ZyclonB December 16, 2005
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B.L.A.D.'s

20 inch or larger chrome car wheel rims.
by Mozaic August 20, 2006
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