by JonathanA August 27, 2007
by Icekie March 16, 2022
sec: a term used when you don’t not want to or don’t feel like doing something so you use the phrase “in a sec” to try to show you care but really don’t
by reddie shipper <3 June 22, 2021
a football conference with a fan base that has nothing better to do then base the entirity of their existence on caring about a school they most likely did not attend. When SEC football fans arent being completely ignorant about football, they enjoy going to church 7 days a week, going to sleep at 8 o'clock at night, and watching tapes of past billy graham services. SEC fans also like to make fun of Ohio State and claim their superiority in college football, even though the Pac-10 conference has consistently kicked the shit out of SEC over the past several seasons. The SEC is also full of overrated NFL prospects such as Jamarcus Russel who only threw over 300 yards once in a college game and now, Matthew Stafford who has only a 53% completion percentage. Also when listening to an SEC fan speak, try to ignore how horrible their grammer is, as a majority of their sentences are double or even triple negatives. Evidently there are tigers in Louisiana and elephants in Alabama.
by K2dynamo August 31, 2008
A special form of sex that many people always want to experience, yet often never do. It is the orgasmic type of sex that feels so good that those who do experience it will always try to experience again, yet they don't realise that it's a one time thing.
Husband: "Holy shit, that was some of the best sex I've ever had."
Wife: "Yeah, it was so good. I think what we experienced was actually secs, not sex."
Wife: "Yeah, it was so good. I think what we experienced was actually secs, not sex."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
by Goat Hair May 16, 2005
whooped bunch of hooty jahoosin the sec doing nothing butt sucking the american tax payer while the stock market burns & ceo's screw investors. And Bush doesn't have a clue what sec does!
by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006