pulling a noah

After you've been broken-up with, saying that you were going to break-up with that person anyways.

Person 1: Hey did your girlfriend break-up with you?
Person 2: Yeah, but I was gonna break-up with her anyways.
Person 1: Oh, c'mon, don't start pulling a noah.

by thelegendofzz March 18, 2011

Pull a noah

Being bad at something or messing up at anything

You pull a noah just now!! You died!!!

by Mr. Yin July 17, 2016

Pull a Noah

Dating 10 girls in one week

Hey bro I dare you to “pull a Noah”

No way bro i’m not that mean

by jojo851 March 13, 2020

Be Nice To A Noah Day

The name is a lie. Every July 2nd we make fun of a Noah for their haircut. Or maybe how their fingernails look.

Person: hey! It's national Be Nice To A Noah day. Hey Noah!

Noah: yeah?

Person: your fingernails look weird!

Noah: I thought it was national be nice to me day?

Person: Nope! That was a lie!

by A3h April 17, 2021

Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

Pulling a Noah

Using C4 or an Impact Grenade to destroy a drone or flying across the country to be with a “girlfriend”

“Damn, he blew up my drone. He was pulling a Noah”

by King Chrome August 18, 2020

Pulling a Noah

Basically the act of being a pedophile, then continues to completely forget that friends exist and focus all his time on a 6 year-old.

Person 1: Hey How's Brian?
Person 2: Oh it's fucking horrible, he's Pulling a Noah

by GGigidygigidy69 August 26, 2022