Magic Johnson

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"

"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"

by Nato July 01, 2005

Magic Johnson

The miraculous effects of Viagra. A play on the name of the basketball player.

Albert was getting on in years, so he turned to Magic Johnson for assistance in pleasing his wife.

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 03, 2019

Magic Johnson

The name given by a male to a penis that a woman fantasizes about.

Gina couldn't stop from having a wet dream thinking about Magic Johnson.

by urbandict1 July 26, 2010

magic johnson

magic johnson's are a pair of 32 in. rims. like his number in the NBA.

"Oh shit nigga, those some big ass rims."
"Damn straight, those some magic johnson's right there."

by pimpshit May 15, 2006

Magic Johnson

A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.

I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.

by Shawt November 15, 2009

The "Magic Johnson"

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.

"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"

by NRS27 February 14, 2012