by jimbo1z October 19, 2009
nickname for Patrick Danahy aka the worlds meanest soap box derby racer. One time he ran into a haystack. bam. he is epic.
by calisurferbabe89 June 20, 2010
The act of sending an lengthy email chain to a recipient with vague directions to "see below" or "please note" without providing further instructions. This forces the recipient to search through a long list of email correspondences in hopes of figuring out what you're referring to (i.e. searching for a needle in a haystack).
"I just received an email from Dan saying 'Please advise'. But there are, like, 50 emails below his. How am I supposed to know what he's referring to?!? UGH! I hate it when he haystacks! I'm going to start haystacking him back just to piss him off."
by indigopolis December 2, 2011
When I took this girl's panties off, she had so much pubic hair I thought I was looking at a haystack.
by Tjlazer111 November 10, 2019
When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.
by Seamypick March 24, 2016
That haystack has a boxfan booty!
by NurseRatchett March 5, 2018
by Merk22 July 8, 2006