suck a fat one

Telling someone to seriously fuck off. Don't just go suck a dick, but suck a fat dick. Especially if it's a weak or lame thing that the guy did.

-- Hey man, I took some money off your dresser. Then a bunch of dudes at the bar talked me into buying rounds. I'll pay you back though, as soon as I get my next paycheck.

-- Dude, go suck a fat one!

by Mondo 9000 July 23, 2016

Busting a fat one

"Busting one"is busting one of your testes, another word for ejaculation. "Fat" is simply an emphasis for the amount of sperm ejected from the penis, in this case there's a lot of, and you better hope that thot enjoys your white warm creamy testicular fluids.

*Girl kneels down*
*sucks man's Penis*
*Man's about to climax*

Jerry: I'm going to be busting a fat one on your face
*Jerry pulls out of women's mouth and aims the penis towards her face*
*Jerry shoots*
*Jerry satisfyingly watches the sperm trickle down her face*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

eat a fat one

Eating a big fat cock

hey mate eat a fat one u fuckin faggot

by maxey sup g banger May 8, 2006

suck a fat one

An insult telling the someone one to suck a d*ick

Person 1: Go suck a fat one!
Person 2: How fat?
Person 1: As fat as your mother
Person 2: Reported

by MeikSemith January 28, 2016

suck a fat one

When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.

by Anonymous April 10, 2004

neck a fat one

suck a big dick

Frazer, you're an asshole go neck a fat one.

by chwckt January 31, 2017

plop a fat one

To take a rather large, long shit in the toilet.

"Off to plop a fat one.. I might be a while , I'm taking my phone"

by noelgayllagher November 20, 2019