A Dirty Stratton

(To give someone a) To stir a drink (usually a Jack and Coke) with one's member and then have a lady perform oral sex.

Last night was crazy...All I can remember is getting a Dirty Stratton from my roommate's sister!

by DPJohnson December 28, 2007

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A Dirty Yard Gnome

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

by madworldradio July 12, 2009

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a dirty tree

when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots

Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week

by bissliker211 April 17, 2009

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A dirty book

A book that some feel has content that is not for 17 and under, over sex and using profanities.

she lost her virginity at 10, oh my- what- A dirty book, it said she came.

by M. R. Duriez October 8, 2018

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A dirty follon

Ever felt a singular moment in time when the world slows down around you and all of your worries disappear, there is only one thing on your mind....... Charlie Follon’s big juicy ass. A dirty Follon consists of the big man squatting above your sleeping head as he unloads a massive creamy shot into your eyes, waking you up, you then go to town on that ass, leaving no inch of that beautiful booty unlicked. Only then may you rest.

YO I caught Theresa mitchell catching a dirty follon last night!

by Owen melling February 9, 2021

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