Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

Build-a-Bear

A Build-a-Bear is a man or person who lacks the basic ability to keep and maintain a healthy relationship. They often have much potential, but never seek it out. They lack common decency and are often looking for a booty call. They bring a person to love them and don’t have intentions to make it real.

“You still talkin to that Build-a-Bear?” “Girl, he’s a Build-a-Bear. Don’t waste your time or he will waste yours!” “You deserve so much better than a Build-a-Bear!”

by The Poet Hoe December 15, 2022

then a bear came

When conversations hit a dry spot. Used when there is an awkward silence.

"It was really fun..... so.... then a bear came"

by Daniel Renaud April 28, 2004

fight a bear

1. A response to what you will do after you fail at life in order to prove your worth. When you suck at life and have nothing left to lose, going off into the wilderness to fight a bear can be the life changing experience you need to turn your life around... unless you die.

2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.

1. Guy1: What are you going to do if you don't get into any of the schools you applied to?
Guy2: Fight a Bear

2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!
Guy2: What if they are out?
Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear

by Zahio May 2, 2008

build a bear ass nigga

a clown ass nigga who waits hand and foot on females because they have no game. having no game has left them feeling like the only way to get a woman to like them is to light candles and serenade them like with brian mcknight or some shit. they go out every day w/ a "happy to help you with that ma'am" badge on their sleeves (credit victor), ready to inconvenience themselves to any extent for a females attention, and still go home without getting their dick sucked.

smh you build a bear ass nigga stop it

by leightonmeestr August 6, 2010

Like a bear

Being extremely good, bad, or anything in between at something.

Did you see Scott play?
Yeah, he was like a bear.

You reply like a bear.
Sorry mate, I've been busy.

He worked like a bear!
Yes, he was immense in midfield.

by Steve the Snake December 28, 2007

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by DanielG. December 26, 2012