Tie a Knot

Tie a Knot - To hang yourself/To prepare to die

M:I'll go "tie a knot"
Y:No please you have so much to live for!

by HazenZ December 18, 2022

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national shoot a hair tie day

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019

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Can I give you a bow tie

Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.

“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”

by lourocksteady April 30, 2021

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how to tie a noose

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

by Theredpie May 12, 2017

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As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.

'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'

by Mimilu January 4, 2018

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