I Need A Lighthouse

To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml

Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."

by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016

out like a light

1. unconcious (an elaboration of out)

2. fast asleep

Oh crap, he's out like a light.

by Light Joker January 19, 2006

Shine a light

An English Northern saying. Surprised exasperation. Similar to "Fuck Me!".

Shine-a-light, what the hell were you thinking!

Shine-a-light and fuck me, that'll never work.

It's fucking dull in here, shine a light.

by Sat O'Matic October 1, 2007

ABC a lighter

To ABC a lighter is to Adjust the Butane Control, or the little toggle that controls the size of the flame. If you remove the metal cover and lift the toggle off of the teeth of the wheel and back to the left, and then place it back on and push all the way to the right it will increase the size of the flame. Repeatedly doing this to produce a huge flame is known as ABCing a lighter (UK)

"Yeah, Johnny ABCed his lighter and almost burnt his eyebrows off, what an idiot!"
"Have you ever tried to ABC a lighter?! It's awesome!"

by Johnnysinister April 7, 2021

cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

a good mobile platformer about a liquid cat

you should play cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

by cosmnik December 8, 2021

Big ol' chair and a light on

Famous lyrics from the Steve Miller Band

Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay

by Kad69 May 10, 2022

Zoop a lighter

The warning label on the sides of disposable butane lighters that say "Do not keep lit for over 30 seconds" are there for a good reason. If you do, in fact, keep a lighter lit for more than 30 seconds, the flame will suck back into the lighter, making a "Zoop" sound. This will cause the lighter, with all of the remaining fuel left in it to violently explode, and can result in a serious injury. I do not encourage anybody to try this.

"Hey, look out dude! The lighters gonna Zoop on you!"

by Majickpyro September 3, 2005