Jizz-A-Gram

The act of jizzing in a container and paying a courier service to deliver said jizz to the person or party of your choice. Price will vary depending on the quantity of the load and the distance it will travel.

David: I wanted to get my girlfriend something special for her birthday, so I sent her a jizz-a-gram lol

by King Jiggz May 10, 2009

jizz-a-thon

An event in which men run a certain distance(varies) while jacking off along the way, thus jizzing all over the place.

guy one: dude how did the jizz-a-thon go?
guy two: it was great man, I jizzed at least 5 times in 2 miles.

by AyYoMaDood April 2, 2010

hold your jizz a bit

Hold your horses; wait a second

Steve: yo can we go to the bees now?? I'm starving!!
Marc: dude just hold your jizz a bit. I'm packing my stuff up.

by Draineddrummer04 August 30, 2015

More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.

SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" May 15, 2008

Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008

jizz of a thousand men

A large quantity of any white substance that. Works best to describe an unknown substance.

Person 1: "What the hell is that white stuff on your shirt?"

Person 2: "That is the jizz of a thousand men."

by Slim Jim 3:16 June 21, 2010