The total and utter voiding of one's bowels typically occurring the morning after consuming a Full English Breakfast.
Tristan: I'll never understand why late 19th century colonialists short on toilet paper campaigning through the stifling Zululand summer heat would have though mixing bacon, eggs and baked beans could possibly have been a good idea.
Chris: Clearly they'd never experienced a Full English Brexit.
brexit full english breakfast
Chris: Clearly they'd never experienced a Full English Brexit.
brexit full english breakfast
by Trizzle My Nizzle April 05, 2016
full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
by C February 24, 2004
by top spinner July 29, 2011
1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
by evil bob September 03, 2006
The state of not waxing one's bikini line. As opposed to a Hollywood, or Brazilian.
Synonyms: 'sideburns where my thighs turn', 'the full yeti'
Synonyms: 'sideburns where my thighs turn', 'the full yeti'
by sofa232 May 29, 2021
When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.
She is in Parliment, but she enjoys her Full English Crown Breakfast on the weekends!
by Fresh Prince of Wales March 13, 2024
A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.
He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?
by Cheeerio December 24, 2023