Dad

?

Me: dad? Where did you go?

by Sparkle pussy March 21, 2019

Dad

Something that will run and never come back to you

Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang

by Big mussel man November 24, 2019

Dad

Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.

"Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?"

by LilBigGay February 25, 2019

dads

Having the major shits after a night out at the bar, otherwise known as the "Day After Drinking Shits". Usually used by college girls and guys who nonchalantly want to let their friends know that they're really feeling the hangover the morning after, just not their usually hangover.

Kayla: Holy crap you guys, what happened last night?
Allie: I'm not sure but it must have been fun cause I totally have dads.

by Alladee March 26, 2015

Dad

The guy that will leave u when u r a baby and come back when u sign that NBA contract

Man! Why did my dad leave?

by Maysenb15 October 8, 2019

dad

HE'S NEVER COMING BACK

dad: I'm going to the gas station brb
me: lmao ok
*15 years later*
still not home

by Duyaesfiuvlbas gisg February 28, 2019

such a dad

A guy that us super hot and everyone loves

That guy is "such a dad "

by Heyyyyyyoooooooooooo October 5, 2017