As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.
by jane August 13, 2003
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by Anonymous July 30, 2003
Get the Tosser mug.A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.
Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!
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by 1inABillion April 5, 2015
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