Hang a clock

A Canadian expression used to describe urination.

I drank too many beers. I should hang a clock before I drop it on the floor.

by whiteone June 30, 2008

Moan a clock

When a gf/bf moans at any time of the day

Hey bobby whats wrong dude. Gf is on one again every minute today. Sounds like it's moan a clock man

by Hiarcs July 17, 2015

Holding a clock

You're GAY and FATHERLESS , no milk, no dad, your family doesn't love you, L

Look at her holding a clock...... She's so gay

by Vanessa88 April 17, 2022

Prof a clock

Prof a clock is a saying normally used as a sign of distress, if nothing else can be said it helps people understand the situation. It can also be used to describe an intense emotion. Happy, sad, stressed. All can work depending on the vibe.

My money hasn’t gone in! Prof A clock!

Prof a clock this bitch keeps texting me!
Pppprrrof a clock I’m so pissed of rn!

by Chesca x September 23, 2025

Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split

did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough

by Superduperextra May 9, 2018

clock a grip

to make money (a grip of cash in your hand)

from the 90's... Dr. Dre and Snoop referenced it

I clocked a grip off of that last batch of rocks.

by OE800 February 26, 2005

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

by Big Ern December 16, 2004