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9gaggette 

- a female visitor of site 9gag.com
- they are often thought to be a myth although they do exist, in a little less then a number of male visitors
Ivan was shocked to find that Zdenka is an actual 9gaggette.
9gaggette by Qat90 January 2, 2012
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(N-á-i-n-g-a-g-d)
1.The act of getting your rod spanked because of excesive masturbation. Often seen on 14-17 year old lads.

This word's origin came from 9 (as in masturbating almost nine times a day), and gag (as in your dick getting suffocated).

2.Someone who just participated on a 9 persons, gay orgy. Don't confuse with 9gag.

3.Being sickly obsessed with 9Gag, to the point where that's they only page you visit when you're not showing off shitty COD trophies on videogames' forums or liking even more shittier memes on Facebook, usually from 9gag's fb page itself.
John: Dude, last night I stayed awake all night. I'm starting to suspect I might have become 9gagged.
Steve: W-what?
9gagged by Dark Flashlight January 20, 2018
An offensive slur against a group of low-level intelligent people on the internet who think their opinions matter.
I'm 9gager
I am an admiral general super soldier because I spent 6x10^23 days on the site. Now I'm going to drink a bucket of cum
9gager by Dasource June 23, 2024