A double entendre for a man with no equals. The no equals refers both to the fact that he is one of a kind and also to his exteremely small penis. The small penis reference is derived from the missing equals sign in the standard text representation of a penis 8==D.
Even though the artist formerly known as Prince may have rocked assless pants real hard, Matthew still remains the 8D.
by Jonathan Gunz February 22, 2005
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you have a 8D
by 8DinsideO December 24, 2019
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The smallest penis size. Behind 8=D and 8==D. The largest penis size is 8=================(until you run out of room)D
Jake looks very handsome, but I don't know if I'd fuck him because I heard he's 8D.

Bill drives a monster truck? He must be a total 8D.
by Father Abraham II April 11, 2021
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<8D''/ is the emoticon that is used when you wish to point out that somebody is acting goth or emo by depicting the fact that they are, in fact, goffik Harry Potter cutting themself.

This icon has been based off the best seller, My Immortal, the wonderful fanfiction by a "goffik" girl who enjoys raping your childhood.
Messanger#1: Hey Bill, how's it going?
Messanger#2: I'm so depressed, my daughter died today.
Messanger#1: <8D''/
by NotMoot December 13, 2009
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-The highest chat face form of perversion. Appears to be a staring face with a gaping mouth and raised eyebrows. Indicates that one is thinking the dirtiest thoughts possible in the situation.
-An online indication to being horny and kinky in any way possible
-usually put at the end of a dirty statement.
"Boy: I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue <8D "
"Girl:If I were you, I'd have sex with me <8D"
"Boy:Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long <8D"
by Kyle subtalla August 3, 2009
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AIDS, or any other STD.
Dont mess with her, she has 8ds.
by Diane Cantor March 28, 2007
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Music in which someone walked circles around a speaker in an empty room and called it technologically advanced cause your 200 dollars headphones can hear where they're standing.
I like to use 8D Music to fall asleep. Just sounds all around me!
by IcyBird December 12, 2020
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