80's Hot

it wasnt feathered hair in the 80's that was the 70's. in the 80's you tried to get your hair to look like an explosion in a mattress factory, with mousse, hairspray, curling iron, crimper.

my hair was unfortunately 80's hot (in the 80's)

by da trick biatch January 8, 2006

80's Music Connoisseur

1. A master of 80's music.
2. A game where players compete playing their arsenal of the cheesiest, most unlistenable 80's music they know to get the most laughs and "Oh shits!" over their opponent. He/she with the cheesiest music wins.

"God damn man, I was moppin' the floor with this muthafucka! I was hittin' him at all angles with Starship, Billy Ocean, Wang Chung, and some Glenn Frey! I am the 80's Music Connoisseur!"

by G January 21, 2005

80's ass

An ass that is substantially longer than it is wide, usually exaggerated by typical 80's style stone-wash denim.

My Dad likes girls that have 80's ass, its kinda disturbing.

by JC7X March 16, 2011

80's-licious

having something fabulous from the 80's in today's present world...

Those neon earrings are totally 80's-licious!!!

by Mischa Meadows September 10, 2007

80's after school special

Totally Un believable, Un relatable, Un realistic drama with a lesson

80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.

Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?

Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!

by Im 5280 Tiny May 9, 2020

80's music

80's music consisted mostly of whiny guitars, semi-human(as in: never too masculine) voices and better lyrics in general than most/all of the hip-hop/pop songs that you will find on the radio today. Chances are, if the music sounds like a cross between innocently thundering guitars and lukewarm/strong drugs, it's 80's music. If there's a music video involving a singer with a spectacular vocal range and hair combed halfway up to the ceiling dancing on a stage with horrid patterns on his skin-tight outfit, it's 80's music. If you're too young understand the political references in the lyrics or just old enough to remember what they were about, it's 80's music. If a man wearing an 'I love the 80's!' t-shirt suddenly looks up at the supermarket and names a Duran Duran song to the nearest person, it's 80's music. If you go to amazon or e-bay and type '80's music' into the search field, it's 80's music. No, really, it's true.

Guitar: screech
Kid wearing a Pink Floyd shirt: Woah, that's so 80's music!

by Datfish September 19, 2005

80's Hot

it wasnt feathered hair in the 80's that was the 70's. in the 80's you tried to get your hair to look like an explosion in a mattress factory, with mousse, hairspray, curling iron, crimper.

my hair was unfortunately 80's hot (in the 80's)

by da trick biatch January 7, 2006