58.42

An unintelligent piece of wood.

Your a 58.42 the man said to the tree because he was too weak to cut it down

by Gecko hnter man February 6, 2018

58's

A way of abbreviating LT's for low tops when talking about shoes, because on a phones number pad (the ones where the number 2 has abc on it for all you smartphone owners) instead of typing low tops, you can type LT's or abbreviate it further by saying 58's the numbers with L and T. this definition was started in WL, MI in sumer of 2010

1: yo dawg whats goin' on?
2: not shit bro, just gettin' some new kicks
1: sweet man what kind?
2: im gettin' them 58's

by guitaradam308 August 18, 2010

58 shades of gay

The flag representing gays is a rainbow, the classic 'ROYGBIV' , though with the ability to identify your gender the gay flag actually has 58 diffrent colors
The spectrum is 58 shades of gay

Thanks to Facebook I can properly identify my sexuality, I have 58 shades of gay to choose from.

by P0rkCh0p October 5, 2017

58 header

a bar in a restaurant

Person #!: yo,, wanna go to a 58 header?
Person#@: sure man, lets go/

by DarkDemon27 February 1, 2018

58 cap

To bring protection

Don't forget to bring the 58 cap for safety purposes.

by Crazychris4200 June 23, 2023

12 12's 58 58's

Bag sizes (drug bags).

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Frequently used in lyrics, mostly in rap music/gangsta rap.
FE:
Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon - Kilo
Tony Yayo - NYC, Where I'm From
Tony Yayo - 187 Ya Yo (187 freestyle)
Tony Yayo - Feel It In The Air
Tony Yayo - Love My Style
Tony Yayo Feat Max B & French Montana - Mr. 12 12 58 58
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It's also G-Unit's No.1 hype man Tony Yayo's nickname - Mr. 12/12 58/58.

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- "Salt tops, long tops, short tops, 12 12's 58 58's, weed bags, ziplocks
Big rocks, coke spots, big glocks, one OT's"

Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon - Kilo

- "I've finished my work now its time to cop
And meet that Chinese lady at the baggage spot
I Need 12 12's
And 58 58's
Cuz I got 8 sales
And they all gon' wait motherfucka"

Tony Yayo - 187 YA YO

- "Thoughts Of A Predicate Felon, June
Ya'll niggas can't rap ya'll ain't got no money
Broke ass niggas
Its the real Talk Of New York
Niggas tryin to bite my name and shit while I'm gone ha ha
Top Of New York nigga I'm changin' my shit, a.k.a. 12 12's 58 58's nigga
I did that just cause the playoffs is right now"

Tony Yayo - Nyc, Where I'm From

by Heartless_monster January 19, 2009

Rule 58

If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.

This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.

Speaker: "I call rule 58 on my ex-girlfriend!"

Man: "You can't be serious?"

Speaker: "Rule 58 is final!"

Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"

by TLK1- The tall guy November 5, 2010