I learned it as:
There was a guy named 69 who had 2,2,2 many boobs.
He went to 51st Street and met a doctor named Doctor X.
Dr. X 8 his boobs and now he is
6922251 x 8 = 55378008
And then you flip the calculator upside down and it looks like it says BOOBLESS
(6922251x8 = 55378008. Flip your calculator upside down, and it read "BOOBLESS") A woman was 69 years old. Her boobs were 2 2 2 big. She wanted 5 doctors, but only got 1. His name was doctor X. She had 8 operations, and she came out.......Boobless.