3.5 day weekend

when you leave work after lunch the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Bob: Have you seen Jim?
Alice: Oh, he took a 3.5 day weekend. You'll have to catch him on Tuesday.

by NathanZ June 13, 2007

3.5-tuple-second cousin

Child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin.

My 3.5-tuple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

3.5 way

To have 3-way sex with a midget, (the midget is an extra person in the 3-way).

Jared had a 3.5 way with Kerry, Maggie Moo and some random midget, to this day we don't know his name.

by Boobie Miller August 29, 2008

3/5 Compromise

The act of inserting the penis 3/5 of the way into an anus so as not to make your partner feel like they have given into anal.

Debbie didn’t want to do anal until I suggested the 3/5 Compromise. She’s definitely not a dirty, dirty whore.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

3/5 compromise

the purchasing of 3 fifths of vodka and housing them between a small group of people

Kid 1: Bro i heard there is a huge party at sloppy's tonight im trying to get shitted on...
Kid 2: trying to put the 3/5 compromise in motion
Kid 1: FUCK YES

by Press Release December 21, 2008

3-5 Business Days

1471 days. That's how many days it took for the Rift update to come out in Hypixel Skyblock, which was said to be released 3-5 Business Days after the game's creation.

Friend 1: She bad asf.
Friend 2: What the fuck? She's only 3-5 Business Days old!

by aggressivenooby October 8, 2023

0 3 5

Noun form:
The nightmare of all guitarists. The thing you hear the most in guitar stores. The song every amateur plays.

Verb form:
Refers to playing 0 3 5 on a guitar

Guitar noob: Dude! Play 0 3 5
Actual guitarist: bruh

by Matt_Money July 18, 2019