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2nd Round

When both partners have already had their nut and decide to go for another round of intercourse. This normally occurs after a smoke break or brief rest, and is best attempted with men that have short refractory periods.
After hearing my next door neighbors cum, I thought I'd finally be able to get some sleep, but no. They decided to go for a 2nd round. FML!
by Jack.Rayner March 31, 2014
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2nd knuckle

A phrase used to describe the action of fingering a lady.
Remember that slag from the other night? Yeah I 2nd knuckled the bitch next to the bandit in the kebab house.
by Chris Robertson August 17, 2006
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2nd degree titty twister

titty twister that may cause bleeding and permanent scars. Tongs are sometimes used.
Jeff gave zach a 2nd degree titty twister. zach must now wear casts on his nipples for the next 6 weeks.
by davi10 October 1, 2006
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2nd Place

Person 1: Know what 2nd place is?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: First Loser
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2nd World Problem

When people in former communist countries such as Hungary and Poland have problems.
That car alarm has been going off for 2 hours now and that Hungarian policeman has done nothing to turn it off!

"Shut up Maddox, that's a 2nd World Problem"
by neilo5000 September 7, 2016
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2nd hand bitch

This has 3 definitions:

1. when your girlfriend cheats on you behind your back

2. when you f*ck a gurl and then your friend hits that str8 after

3. when somebody fucks you over real bad

Ps Ruben From Maroubra Made Dis Up
1. i cant believe dis you 2nd hand bitch...you trifflin hoe etc...

2. let me get some of that 2nd hand bitch...

3. this madafukin 2nd hand bitch is playin games wif me
by BigMac10k November 27, 2007
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2nd lieutenant

A person in the army, or marines who thinks they know everything. After about 5 years of looking like a dumbass they learn some shit and get 1st lieutenant.
Hey 2nd lieutenant the captain told you to report to the pool on the 5th floor of the parking lot. Of course it has 5 floors not 3.
by Unkown15432 December 5, 2015
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