20 minute workout

the birth of fapping waaay before pornhub

i just did 20 minute workout my balls hurt from all the yankin'

by always take a hojoe to go November 12, 2015

20 minute guitar solo

When a guy and gal have been having sex for 20 minutes but the rhythm has not changed, and it is doing absolutely nothing for the gal.

Man- "Wow! That was a long one!"
Woman-" Yeah, like a 20 minute guitar solo."

by wifeofashlong February 27, 2019

20 minute travel rule

A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.

Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way

by Privdonut2 May 30, 2009

20 minute incident

when bro says he will get on in "20 minutes" then dissapears off the face of the earth

Bro: "I'll be on soon"
You: "This better not be another '20 Minute Incident'"
Bro: ______

by 5stackCarry August 14, 2023

20 Minute Challenge

Shitting, jerking-off, showering, shaving, and getting dressed, all within 20 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey, we gotta leave in 20 minutes.
Guy 2: Alright, I guess it's time for the 20 Minute Challenge

by MCGymNastY September 4, 2016

I’ll be 20-25 minute

When your dealer says this he’s just gonna take the piss

Brad: yo how far out are u
Kyle: I’ll be 20-25 minute
Brad: You literally said that an hour ago u chat utter shit I’m getting a fat top up now u bastard

by Yesboys45 October 28, 2020

20 minutes left on my lunch

When you’re at work and they call you on the radio but you’re busy dropping a deuce.

Manager: Call a mechanic, the line has been down for 15 minutes.

Supervisor: I need a mechanic to come out to the filler.

Mechanic: I got 20 minutes left on my lunch.

by RrenjkandoffNJKLDjfklaRNDRT December 4, 2019