August 2

Suck dick day

August 2 It’s we’re u put yo one foot in and put your one foot out

by August 2 July 8, 2021

August 2

Snail day. A day celebrating the existence of the best creatures on Earth, snails. All snails are valid. They are friend shaped and thus celebrated on August 2

"Did you know it's snail day? Snails are really the best!"

"Please respect snails on August 2 nd, it's snail day"

by RainSparks October 17, 2019

August 2

This day is Thicc Boi and awesome people yeet ugly noobs and everybody that is born on this date then they get hot girl friends

O my lord we should not fuck with him he is born on August 2

by DickHead43 November 6, 2019

August 2

National Shit Day

it’s shit day on august 2

by kakajsj May 30, 2022

August 2

National suck a dick day

“It’s august 2nd, suck my dick”

by Soyfishh August 1, 2021

August 2

National girlfriend day

Hug and cuddle your girlfriend all day. Give he tons of kisses and love her as much as you can

Hey babe it’s August 2.

by Hard face hoppy harry August 1, 2021

August 2

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.

you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.

by benisbeaN August 2, 2023