August 17

National give your girlfriend a present

Here baby is your present for today since it’s August 17.

by Harper69 October 14, 2020

August 17

The day when the most handsome men are born. They deserve everything.

person:”oh whens your birthday?”
me:”august 17th”
person:”omg marry me”

by Person29394984 September 10, 2021

August 17

National Have Sex Day! Call your partner or anyone really and get to fucking

Her: Hey babe come over rn
Him: Why?
Her: Because its August 17
Him: Aye let me go buy some condoms

by Xxxdeadlyghostxxx October 17, 2019

August 17

August 17 is Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
She is amazing...you really don't deserve her...you'd better buy her love by getting her something really great!

Girl: My boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for August 17th!
Boy: What is August 17th?
Girl: It's Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
Boy: Oh...I didn't give my girlfriend anything...maybe that's why she left me for a girl.
Girl: Yeah, boys kind of suck. We only keep y'all around for the presents!

by Andrea J. February 14, 2014

August 17

Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day

If you are born on this day there go's your socks
Good luck

Person 1: hey whens your birthday?
Person 2: August 17th
Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks
Person 2: absolutely right sir

by ThEgRotTaEyShReDeDcHeEsEkOaLa November 15, 2019

August 17

National surprise the opposite sex day

Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt

Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th

by Anonymous6926 November 22, 2021

August 17

National give your bf head day

Bf: hey its august 17
Gf: okay, what does that mean?
Bf: its national give your bf head day

by Rufzy August 17, 2022