0/10

The proper response to a fail troll who didn't get you the least bit angry. It's based on a scale from 0 to 10 that measures how successful a troll is, where ten is the most successful and zero is the least.

Troll:
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Oldfag:
0/10, get that copypasta cancer off of my /b/.

by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011

theyre a 0-10 but

theyre a 10 but they wont pee on u, theyre a 9 but have poor hygiene, they a 5 but theyre fruity, they a 8 but they make fun of gay people and poc for fun and amusement, theyre a 10 but they wont give u a blowjob, theyre a 6 but they smell ur socks, theyre a 2 but theyre a 7'3, rich alpha mafia boss from wattpad stories,

theyre a 0-10 but they will pee on u

by baddieslayslay August 2, 2022

0-10

The fate of the 2007 Lincoln Cougars football team.. whatever though, it's better than 18-1.

Everyone at lincoln: Damn, you guys sucked this year! You went 0-10!!

Football players: Fuck it, it's better than 18-1 and were going to the playoffs next year, bitches. Boo Patriots!

by WikiTichenor February 7, 2008

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

Boom!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Gluck Gluck 10,000™

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.

"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

by Churms Grazinsky October 15, 2020

10:05

the time where it means everything is at peace.

“hey it’s 10:05. it’ll be okay”

by chaselawrence August 28, 2019

10,000

A dice game using 6 dice. Can be played by 2-20 or more people. The object is to reach 10,000 points. You roll all 6 dice initially, and use the following scoring system to add the points. You can keep rolling the remaining dice, as long as you get either 3 of a kind, a 5 or a 1. When you either choose to stay, your points are added and it becomes the next players turn.If you don't roll any 1's or 5's, you don't get any points that round, and it becomes the next players turn. After a player reaches 10,000, everyone gets one "turn" to catch him, and pass him.

Scoring:
5=50
1=100
3 of a kind=the face value of one die x 100 (except that 3 1's are worth 1000)
4 of a kind=the previous sum x 2 (example, 3 sixes=600, 4 sixes=1200)
5 of a kind=the previous sum doubled (example, 4 sixes=1200, 5 sixes=2400)
6 of a kind=the previous sum doubled (example, 5 sixes=2400, 6 sixes=4800)
1-2-3-4-5-6 in one roll=1500
1-2-3-4-5 or 2-3-4-5-6 in one roll=500
6 ones at once is automatic win (instead of being worth 8000)

"Anyone have six dice so we can go roll 10,000?"

by Leviathin January 2, 2009