TOM

A Halo/borderlands/pokemon/magic/every other game known to mankind playing person who comes into your room at odd times of the day to take food/other various forms of candy i.e. FUN DIP

a person who cares more about his K/D ratio on halo than he does about his GPA

the vibration of an xbox controller gives him more pleasure than any vagina he's ever had...and by any vagina I mean absolutely none

There goes TOM with all our food again

by Toms disappointed father December 18, 2012

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Time Of Month

I don't want to go to the dance because tom is here and irrtating.
I couldnt do anything cause i had tom.

by zebrasandunicorns August 10, 2015

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A fat man at work who buys stripped dress shirts at Walmart and wears tight clothes and keeps ripping them when he bends over.

Look Mom that guy bent over and pulled a Tom

by Masteroftheworld February 10, 2011

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Time Of the Month-- girls use only!!
used if a girl is on her period; a way of disguising it.

Mary: whats wrong? you look sad.
Jane: Nothing really, tom's just really pissing me off..

by Lil-Smurf-x November 22, 2009

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(Acronym) - Meaning "Tweaked Out Monk" (the only way to worship) - used when free-styling, flowing, dropping some lyrics, entertaining through visual stimulation. All the while producing some interesting and funny yet unusual results. Tweaked out Monks would bring you to the temple to worship and might intoxicate you with a psychedelic drug that will give you the sensation of seeing their god. (eg. "Drinking the Kool-Aid")

I swear when i got to the temple, a bunch of TOMs got me wasted on Soma. I swear I saw Krishna.

by Find the Good April 09, 2015

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