TOM

Time Of Month

I don't want to go to the dance because tom is here and irrtating.
I couldnt do anything cause i had tom.

by zebrasandunicorns September 14, 2015

TOM

A fat man at work who buys stripped dress shirts at Walmart and wears tight clothes and keeps ripping them when he bends over.

Look Mom that guy bent over and pulled a Tom

by Masteroftheworld February 27, 2011

TOM

Time Of the Month-- girls use only!!
used if a girl is on her period; a way of disguising it.

Mary: whats wrong? you look sad.
Jane: Nothing really, tom's just really pissing me off..

by Lil-Smurf-x November 22, 2009

TOM

(Acronym) - Meaning "Tweaked Out Monk" (the only way to worship) - used when free-styling, flowing, dropping some lyrics, entertaining through visual stimulation. All the while producing some interesting and funny yet unusual results. Tweaked out Monks would bring you to the temple to worship and might intoxicate you with a psychedelic drug that will give you the sensation of seeing their god. (eg. "Drinking the Kool-Aid")

I swear when i got to the temple, a bunch of TOMs got me wasted on Soma. I swear I saw Krishna.

by Find the Good April 9, 2015

TOM

An accepted abbreviation for home-field advantage.

Dude: I really like that girl, she's smokin!!
Guy: Yeah she is
Bro: No way either of you can get with her, that guy has TOM

by DudeManBroGuyChamp May 16, 2010

TOM

Acronym for: Technology Orgasm Moment.

Most commonly occurs at high tech companies where new discoveries are made.

That's some sexy technology...I am so happy, I could have a TOM!

by Techlover August 12, 2011

TOM

Time Of Month.

Wow! Its her TOM!

by mofo ninja October 31, 2011