Basketball

What boys do during men’s wrestling season
Basketball player: practice was so hard yesterday

Wrestler: tell me about it
by Real boi2526 January 12, 2019
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Basketball

Basketball

The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.

Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.

Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.

These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.

Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan
Basketball is a high-scoring sport.
Kobe Bryant Michael Jordan hoops Ray Allen LeBron James
by TheYellowandGreenofMancunia August 12, 2010
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Basketball

When you spin a female on your penis, just how you would a basketball on your finger
She's so petite I bet you could basketball her.
by Waowwhatacharacter August 22, 2016
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Basketball

Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"
by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022
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Basketball

The best sport in the world
Hockey sucks(its gone and i love it)
Soccer is for puccys
Baseball another puccy sport were bitches have to take steriods to get strong.
Football another good sport.No puccys and no faggots who have to take steriods.
a faggot would say:
"lets go play (baseball,hockey,soccer)
A normal person would say
"lets go play basketball
by You dont know shit June 18, 2006
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Basketball

The only way blacks can get into college.
Derrick are you going to college?

Chea mayne, iz plaen basitbawl fo libskum kollij

Don't you mean basketball?

Wateva maynee
by basitbawl April 16, 2009
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Basketball

hey man lets go play some basketball. dont u mean niggerball!
by Neel93 October 11, 2008
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