Swati

The cutest, lovliest and sweetest. She's loved by all but she got many haters too. She knows what she wants amd does'nt let people sway her opinion. She doesn't gives any second chances to anyone. She knows who hurts you once will hurt you forever. She ignores those who aren't worth her time and leaves those who don't deserve her.

Unfortunately, Swati does'nt likes me, my life is ruined

I want a bae just like swati

by Ankush01 May 16, 2016

SIATBO

An acronym for: "Suicide Is Always The Best Option". Can also be used as a verb interchangable with suicide.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Aww man, my mom says I have to pick up my grades or she'll take away my car."
Guy 2: "SIATBO dude, SIATBO."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just found out I don't have enough credits to graduate, I'm totally gonna SIATBO."
Guy 2: "That's the smartest thing you've ever said."

by Soul Koala June 14, 2010

Twat Swatter

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas

"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"

by enhoJ August 17, 2008

Swatting

Swatting is the act of obtaining a streamer's personal information through various means, and then using the info to report the streamer as a potential terrorist, therefore deploying a SWAT team to the location. Although some mofos find this funny, it is only a matter of time before someone is killed because of someone's twisted sense of humor.

Adam: Dude, I heard you got raided by the police yesterday. What happened?
Nicholas: I got swatted. Seriously, swatting isn't funny, people.

by JayPlaysBeamNG December 26, 2018

swaatshirt

a common mispronunciation of sweatshirt, usually worn by gangstas

Yo, see that gangsta, he's chillin with that mad ill swaatshirt

by j-rob mad fresh April 6, 2010

Shiatrocity

(shahy-uh-tros-i-tee) n. A film that had the potential to be good but was completely ruined by the presence of Shia LaBeouf.

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" was a shiatrocity.

by Colonel P. B. Rufflefeathers October 29, 2009

Cum Swatting

The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.

Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.

"I got totally cum swatted last night"

"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"

by The_PZA November 2, 2009