A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day
by katie was here August 23, 2007
Get the valentine's daymug. A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death
by Virgin Mary January 31, 2004
Get the valentine's daymug. by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007
Get the Valentines daymug. A day in mid-Feb. that many people are allergic to. This allergy causes probable crankiness and bitterness.
by cranky and bitter February 15, 2007
Get the valentine's daymug. the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark
person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
by join the teenage army March 12, 2008
Get the valentines daymug. 1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
by asdf.what January 28, 2004
Get the valentine's daymug. Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
by running out of patience February 14, 2008
Get the valentine's daymug.