by maggontor February 17, 2019

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.
I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick
by uniquepenis January 18, 2016

Yesterday I saw this skinny penis big nippled freak that won’t stop giving me this fucking disturbing look I thought he was going to molest me please help me.
by Big girl with a big ass36 April 13, 2019

Skinny penis is another playground insult terms for a Weak penis that doesn't have any energy and will passed out after 3 second when you trying to make some woo woo on the trampoline with your sex partner Worst than pussy Or when your friends just want to insult you.
"Ugh! You skinny penis!"
"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"
"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"
"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"
"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"
"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"
"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"
"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
by blissfulSkinnyPenis December 1, 2018

This is when someone is more alone than awesome but is still quite awesome. Most people would say that it is a good thing to be but it is still not the best thing to be. You do not need a penis to be know as a Mc skinny penis.
by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX June 17, 2019
