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A sneetch is a yellow bird-like Dr. Seuss character. They are by far the most superior character.
"have you ever been to a beach?"

"yeah"

"so you've seen sneetches on beaches!"

"I have in Seussical the Musical, Jr."
sneetch by psychotic pig March 30, 2022
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Plain Belly Sneetch 

A No-Nonsense Person With The Sophistication And Intelligence To Know Truth As Well As Bullshit When They Experience It. A Sneetch Of This Kind knows It's Not Materialism That Make A Person, But Who They Are On The Inside That Counts.
Plain Belly Sneetches Have No Stars Upon Their Bellies.
Plain Belly Sneetch by Caleb Ashby January 21, 2009

skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.
OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.

Star Belly Sneetche

Some one who thinks they are more entitled and better then someone else
(Comes from the doctor sues book "The Sneetches")
Bro stop being a fucking Star Belly Sneetche
Star Belly Sneetche by Cuppy315 December 15, 2016
To perform an illegal and dangerous act of taxiing vehicles, past-time/sport/activity originating from the city of Chicago.

It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start.

A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.
Plenty of kids were injured over the years by assholes who intentionally fishtailed toward poles and signs while kids were skeetching their rear bumpers.

It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.
skeetch by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
When you fold down the crease on a winter hat, creating less heat loss, and/or to put forth a steezy ghetto gorilla style. This technique is often used by homeless black men, or anyone trying to hide stolen merchandise in their hat.
"Get the manager, that dirty man is hiding a pack of blunts in his steetched hat"
steetch by NikolaAP August 12, 2007